| "Houston, we are ready for
take off." Finally, the day has cum for all of the anxiously
awaiting, hot and bothered to enjoy my site, and I'd like to thank
you all for your patience. And let me tell ya, it's gonna be one big
Pandora's Box that the weak and feeble and underaged boys should not
dare venture into. I don't want to be responsible for any coronary
arrests.... I'm sure that from those of
you who've coped a peak off of the first couple of splash pages,
that's only the beginning of what's in store for you! Never lettin
ya down, only getting you up!!! LOL! Well, just a few tidbits,
kibbles n bits on myself.
I started bodybuilding at the ripe age
of 17 years old. I won several first places, as well as best poser.
Never less than 3rd. I continued the natural BB circuit taking
several first places, some second, but never less than third, and
always almost best poser. I guess it comes naturally from being such
an exhibitionist. So after that, I decided to try the '96 Fitness
America Nationals, taking 69th place. Hey, at least I was happy with
my 69th place. A "69" is always better than a 68 in my book anyday.
LOL.
So into 2001 to kick some ass! I took
the Figure Overall at both the Jan Tana and Extravaganza that
summer. SWEET! But the competition is fierce, let me tell ya.
And "fierceness is always welcome." Best of luck to the girls who
got their Pro cards at The Team U. That's awesome for them!!! (Even
though I didn't place. Maybe next year....) But for now I'm gonna
concentrate on giving my fans a kick ass, in you-face site.
Wanna know why they call me "Black
Scandalous?" My antics on the competition circuit are legendary.
I've been know to sit at a booth with a mini-skirt up to my ass
totally panty-less. Give 'em what they came to see, I always say.
I'm usually out all night partying with who ever pleases me at the
moment - from well-known athletes (who shall remain nameless here,
but not in my diary) or small, meak fans of mine who love acting as
my slaves. I am shameless no matter where I am. Well, if you REALLY
wanna know, skip past the free "cock tease" section and see what
it's all about. With the paid section, you'll have the opportunity
to have weekly chats with me and you can ask me yourself.
We're cocked and loaded boys, so hold on
to your seats and buckle up! We're going into overdrive!!!!
Crazy, Sexy, Cool,
Mimi
xoxo |